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Money for education

Although the college scholarship is being announced officially on April 2, you can still sign up and apply today. This annual scholarship is available to any student, regardless of age, class, sexiness or need. All it takes is an application essay and an unverified need. Click here to read more and apply. It's that simple. 

Balls

Keggo on sale

You people

I sometimes get notices about comment section craziness. Just to be clear, a year or so ago I shut down the comment section and threatened to do it again on a whim.
Now I am convinced I should never ever stop the comment section. So have at it, but really, since I refuse to pay any attention at all to the comments, police yourselves and say whatever you want.

Ironic dancing

There are a slew of new paintings available for purchase, click here to see them. 

Have mercy