It's true, this Sunday is Fathers Day, a fake holiday for lazy mothers and semi-retarded children to find illogical reasons to purchase crap to try and remind their fathers that they exist.
Want a real gift for a father? How about not spending something? How about a book that will remind daddy why he is a right wing nut case without logic or humor? Here it is, right here and on Sunday, it's free. Beat that.
Well, don't beat that, because then you would not be free gifting daddy the amazing book Dancing with Mannequins and Idiots, "quites possibly the most important political book I have downloaded this week" Bill O'Reilly.
So, Sunday, anytime on Sunday, you or anyone who even looks like you, can download it and read it, or have your father read it, or your step-father read it, or that alcoholic loser your mother keeps telling you is your father, have him read it, if he remembers how to read. Yeah, have him read it.
Either way, it's free and at that price, it's hard to beat.
"At that price, it's hard to beat." Mitt Romney - political has been, 2012
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