Super holiday fun time

Sometimes I sell paintings. Right now I have been using some recent paintings as the art for some marketing stickers that should be illegal, but with congress busy arguing about defunding Halloween, I seem to be able to get away with almost anything.
So, I am selling a couple of the gems. If history has been a teacher of anything, it’s this, men with hairy backs should never wear strapless dresses. That said, here is a link to the paintings for sale. There are only 3 and they will last, well, about 13 minutes.