Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Craigslist poetry

I think it’s time to start a new feature, let’s call it the brilliance of Craigslist. Today, we follow a conversation completely from a series of Craigslist postings regarding, I think, someone who can’t get a response for a car that is for sale, the conversation, like all things Craigslist, begins in the middle of this posters drug runoff.

Poster 1 Under the title LIERS – “really sick of all the fucking assholes on here posting vehicles on here and are to fucking IGNORANT to return e-mails or a phone call.”

Response #1 titled Ignernt Liers – “maybe your intellect is driving them away”

Response#2 titled Ignernt liers – “my guess is theys done gets eated by some rock rylers, they done did.”

So ends todays foray into the brilliance and poetry that is Craigslist.

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