The incredibly biased lame stream media is reporting that you can now have your picture taken with the disgraced former speaker of the House of Representatives Willard Mitt Newt Gingrich for the unmanly sum of fifty American Dollars. It really is kind of sad when you think about how this guys life must be like riding the world’s harshest roller coaster on the worlds best high grade meth.
Just a few months ago the porcine pasty white former congressman from Georgia was gleefully telling anyone with a microphone that every other candidate seeking the nomination should leave the race because he had taken the lead in every poll and the people knew what they wanted. Newt was in his element, planning his inauguration, talking about what his second term would be like and plotting his fourth, fifth and sixth wedding ceremonies.
Within 3 weeks he was in fifth place in every poll and dropping and no one would ever take him seriously again. Today it was announced that if you wanted to have one of those joke pictures taken with the former speaker and current prostitute in training, he would do so for cash on the spot. That’s true, Newt is so desperate that he is no longer even trying to hide that his services in any form are for sale.
For such a smart man, he sure can come off as a complete moron. I was actually going to cobble together 50 bucks and go ahead and take the dive and have my picture taken with the obese and egotistical disgraced former speaker, but really, how many naked pictures of Newt Gingrich does someone really have to add to their collection?
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