Bring back slavery

Want a solution to all the economic woes? Let the voters decide of slave ownership might help.

In the land where all men are created equal, that equality ends when the act of procreation is over. No one is really equal, which is one reason people do not support a state run health care law. We just don't like all our other citizens and god knows, most don't deserve health care.

There was a tiny election yesterday and experts are digging through the results to find some interesting tidbits of information, like this, the Republicans are back. They won a couple of governors races and so some of the talking heads in the news business are saying Obama is done. Of course, in an election with national attention, the 23rd congressional seat in Upstate New York, the republican (super conservative) lost. The talking heads are not saying that on a national level Obama appears to be strong. How strong? The New York congressional seat has been in republican hands pretty much since Lincoln was president. Now that a democrat wins it, it is just not that big of a deal.

Most importantly, people continue to worry about the economy and I am with them. Which is why the super smart voters should be given the chance to decide on slavery, just one more time. Over the past few years judges and elected officials in quite a few states have passed gay marriage laws. Whenever these laws are voted on by regular people, they almost always lose, I think 31 times now. The electorate have spoken, other than health care for everyone, we are united in our fear that fags and lezzies will marry and ruin everything.

So, it is with the logic of allowing Joe Sixpack to decide who should get married that I say, let's let these wise people decide other issues, starting with slavery. Why slavery? Why now? The economy could use some cheap workers and trust me on this, no one works cheaper than slave labor, don't believe me? Ask China.

Having been in a terrible boring marriage, all I can say is that the gays don't know how good they have it. That said, they, like every other human being, deserves the right to say I do in front of family and friends.