Ahh the Catholic church has finally come up with the perfect Easter gift. You know, I always worry about what to give my catholic friends around this time of the year. It's so hard when you run out of bunny related items. A chocolate bunny is so passe, and eggs, in any form seem so silly. Really, not a lot of people even eat eggs, and those that do are not proclaiming any religious superiority.
So, the New York Times has been digging into the dirty laundry of the Pope and his friends. Seems like for a long time the "church" has been allowing priests to score some boy action and the worst that could happen is the offending priests would be shuffled off to a new parish, where young boys would be plentiful and the cycle could continue until, well, until the offending priest was sent to hell for eternity, right?
So apparently the pope turn the other cheek, or something, and pretended that all these pedophiles in white collars were just, you know, doing gods work. I mean, the pope has a pretty busy schedule, what with dressing in robes and wearing all these gay jewels and sometimes getting totally high and watching priests abuse boys.
Now we are all wondering what we can get our friends this easter without making fun of the pope and his herd of pedophile priests. I have no suggestions. Oh, wait, a t-shirt, people love to get t-shirts. How about, "my priest abused all my friends and all I got was this lousy t-shirt?"
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