As many of you know, someone, or Fox News, hacked my cellphone and somehow released a variety of images, photos, videos, drawings and stick figures of me in a variety if sexual, graphic and disgusting poses.
As I have said, and as my lawyer, Beth Libitard has been leaking to the major media outlets, those photos were private, the videos semi private, the stick figures hard to explain at all and the drawings we incomplete at best.
That said, a lot of people are not stepping forward and hacking my phone on almost an hourly basis and stealing my latest photos. This is where I have to draw the line, well, to be honest, this is where I did draw the line, but someone hacked it and now it's out there, for everyone to look at.
What are you looking at anyway? Sure, that 3 minute video of me playing bongos was kind of interesting. Monkey diaper changing was one of my favorites and according to YouTube, over 13 million people have already viewed it. Here is what I don't understand. what is wrong with you people? I see my naked and almost naked body on almost an hourly basis and let me tell you something, it is hardly ever pretty.
So, dear phone hacking specialist, do what you will with all my naked, nude, disrobed and possibly hetro photos you find hidden on my phone, computer, camera, laptop, Ipad and a number of other devices. Oh, sure, I know I should not have all these weird and strange photos circulating on electronic devices, but what's a man to do?
Without pics, this hacking thing did not happen.
ReplyDeleteI think I saw the video. Outstanding work my man.
ReplyDeletePost the video, or it never existed.
ReplyDeleteCould it be the original pic man? Don't jinx things Sir. Step back into the shadows and let the party begin.
ReplyDeleteIt never existed, and if it did, doubtful any of us would want to see it.
ReplyDeleteI think there should be more pics and less words. Get with it.
ReplyDeleteGod, I am trying to imagine a more boring porn. Nope, doubtful one could exist.
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