Supporting Perry

For 8 years I supported a former Texas governor as the president of the United States as he tortured innocent people, as he lied us into wars, as he bumbled and stumbled and was so weak that terrorists saw him as the perfect fool to attack with our own passenger plans.

So, like many of you, I have been suffering with the current president. Sure, he is handsome and well spoken, educated, calm and considerate. Plus, he killed the man who led the attack on the United States. That said, he needs to go, he will be a one termer, so the big question remains, who can take his place?

Rick Perry, that's who. The current governor of Texas has all of George Bush's charm and none of his intelligence, which says a lot, because George Bush has very little intelligence. I like my presidents kind of stupid. Leaders lead, and Rick Perry is kind of a leader, not a real one mind you, but the kind who says things and then does things, and when he does these things, he smiles and says stuff like "shucks" and then he goes hunting, or allows the state to kill possibly innocent criminals.

I know what you're about to say, but what about Sarah Palin? Oh sure, Saint Sarah may still throw her thong into the ring, but seriously, she is too good to be president. My sense is a brilliant mind like hers has already seen the future, where the country goes bankrupt, where people are eating people and China takes over and needs a queen to rule its new nation, and guess who that queen will be? Marcus Bachmann not available? Sarah Palin could do queen duties in her coked out sleep.

Until then, Rick Perry is the kind of dumb cowboy without a clear thought in his empty head that this country needs right now. Imagine Perry ruling this country with republicans in charge of both houses. It will be like the good old days when Bush took over in 2000 with a budget surplus and republicans in charge of the senate and congress. Look what happened then. Bring back those good old days.