Monday, October 25, 2010

Swag

Another marketing guru as asked me to shill for them, offering free stuff to you, loyal and semi-retarded readers.

So, todays big question is, do you even care?

Some software company is asking me to use their product, write a review, post it and then I get not only their product, but I can give it to you, loyal and semi-retarded readers.

So, generally, when I am forced to confront such complex issues, I contact my attorney, Beth Libitard, who handles my divorces, my pre-nups and of course, the serious charges I faced a year ago when I was "caught" impersonating the Pope.

I will get back to you, this would be, breaking information. My lord, updating these blogs is a pain in the vagina.

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