Saturday, June 25, 2011

The dreaded phone call

I was drunk many years ago.

With a very queeny gay friend, as you can imagine. One thing led to another, I believe we were on a beach on Long Island and at some point, I said something to the effect that if it was legal, dude, I would marry you.

Last night the New York senate passed a law allowing same sex couples to marry.

Late last night my phone rang, but I was already sleeping.

A voice from a long ago past left me a message. Apparently when you make drunken promises as a college student, they are legally binding. So at some point, I am getting gay married in New York. Lucky for me, he is in a long term committed relationship, so he has to get out of that before we can tie the knot.

Still.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 25, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Yeah, you're gay.

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  2. AnonymousJune 25, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Gay

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  3. AnonymousJune 26, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    CanI get an invite?

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  4. AnonymousJune 26, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    Gays should marry, only so they too can experience the joy of divorce.

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  5. AnonymousJune 29, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    I am so confused. Are you gay? I thought you had kids. Who writes this blog? Someone needs to sit the fuck down and do some serious explaining.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Lisping, prancing, pink wearing gay.

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