Why just yesterday my little texting device jingled a little bit, alerting me to the fact that a psychopath was trying to communicate with me. It's true, my phone has a special signal for drunks, addicts and assorted other nut jobs and when they text or call, it has a special ring. I like that.
So there I was, in the midst of heated negotiations and the theme music from Hawaii 5-0 started to play from my nearby briefcase. That is the sound that comes from my phone to let me know a psychopath would like to correspond. I was busy, but during a break I checked my messages and there is was, Drunky McDrunkington was texting, out of the blue, saying something drunk-like and that was it.
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Hate to be on your bad side.
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ReplyDeleteDrunky? I think I can die now.
ReplyDeleteTell Mikal I says hi.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Nebraska perfect for psychopaths in the summer?
ReplyDeleteStill would like to see the rest of this post. Who is Drunky and why Nebraska for Psychopaths? Do I miss something by not having read every single damn post in this blog?
ReplyDeleteDamn, I hate when you edit.
ReplyDeleteI would love to get an update on Sketchy. For a while there was some interesting stuff and then he was gone from the blog.
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