Wednesday, May 23, 2012

A true story

I was in my local Trader Joes and I needed to grab some bananas, but the banana delivery man just happened to be delivering a fresh crop of perfect yellow bananas, so I tried to reach past his boxes of fruits and he saw me stretching and said in a very friendly voice, "let me move so you can get in deeper" and I looked up at him and said, almost without thinking, "that's what she said."
We both smiled and he said, "I always wanted to do that, especially in public."
I kept looking at him like he might be a little slow and his head cocked a bit to the side and I said, again, "that's what she said."

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