The Mitt Romney Campaign has announced that attorney Beth Libitard will be working with and representing the campaign as pet liaison.
As an accomplished criminal defense attorney, Australian thrill Seeker Libitard is actually more famous for surviving several assassination attempts at the hands of notorious Belarusian crazy president Alexander Lukashenko. Just last fall Lukashenko sent no less than three exploding Belarus Ballerinas, all part an elaborate, yet sadly beautiful and tragic 3 act ballet version of the James Cameron film Titanic. While the Ballet itself was an exploding wonderland of epic body parts, Beth forgot she had tickets and missed what would certainly have been her death.
The Romney campaign is proud to welcome Beth Libitard on-board and expects her wisdom and brilliance to bring many days and nights of treats.
Beth Libitard is apparently the subject of a book.
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