Why I never go to the hospital

A couple of weeks ago I was juggling chain saws with Tumbleweed Romney and one got a little wild on me and cut off my arm. Tumble said he would drive me to the hospital and I started laughing and he said that it was the loss of blood making me crazy, but I said there was no way I'd ever go back to a hospital. Today, while I was eating yogurt and listening to the Sex Pistols I saw this headline, I rest my case. "Man in hospital discovers he's a woman"