Not bad for the worst president ever

I have been thinking about what a bust President Obama is. First, he gives a great speech, and that was important because for 8 long years we had a president who spoke English as a third language, behind Texan and Goofball. So, when Barrack Obama stepped onto the stage and could read a teleprompter like no one else, a lot of people were impressed.

Then he accidentally got elected. See, he probably should not have beat Hillary Clinton. Not that I wanted Hillary Clinton to win, although in retrospect, she probably would have been a much much much better president. Heck at this point, John McCain, all brain dead and angry might have been a better president, but things happen and Barrack Obama is president.

Now, I understand that from day one the republicans have put the future of their party far in front of the future of the country, so when it came time to vote for a stimulus, they made sure nothing really would go to create jobs or help people find actual work. When it came time to bail out their banker friends, Republicans made sure that money got spent without any limits at all. When it came time to pass TARP, under the former president, they did that in a matter of minutes. Now, when it comes time to pass a budget, or a deficit spending limit bill, they hem and haw, they cry and spit and then they fuck everything up and then they blame the president.

Obama is not Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton would have beat the shit out of teabagging hypocrites and fake tanning house leaders.

Maybe what Obama needs to learn from Republicans is not so much how to lead, because god knows republicans make a terrible habit of not being such great leaders, but instead, he should learn their trick of taking credit of all things good and blaming all things bad on others.

Who could forget that republicans blamed (and continue to blame) the terror attacks of 9-11 on Bill Clinton. Imagine that. See how that works? Blame the last president for the things that happen on your watch. Brilliant really. Why can't Obama be bothered to keep that scam working? I know, we would like to think he is more honorable, but that is certainly not true. Politics is an ugly game, played by middle management losers and white guys in bad suits, these are not our best minds, these are simpletons with decent smiles. Obama needs to learn how to paint a picture. The economy sucks? Blame Bush. Two wars? Bush started them. The countries infrastructure is falling apart? Blame Reagan (why not?).

Want to know what he should be doing?

Every time he speaks, he should start with reminding everyone that Former president Bush spent literally trillions of dollars hunting Osama Bin Laden, and Obama killed him. Done. Reagan, Bush and all the other republicans have spent trillions helping corrupt "leaders" in Egypt, Libya and many other countries hold down their people and give us cheap oil, but with Obama in the White House, these tyrants have been ousted and democracy is spreading around the world. Talk about how history is happening in these countries thanks to the presidents politices and take credit for it, because if there was a republican in office right now, you know they would take credit for every good thing happening in the world.

One more thing Mr. President. Fight with the media. Right now, right this moment, these rich blow dried "reporters" are complaining that you have the audacity to take a vacation while Americans are losing their jobs. You understand that you are president of the United States, right? Hold a simple little press conference and remind these morons of that fact. Remind them that they, the blow dired press take vacations, remind them that their owners, the media moguls who hack phones take vacations and remind them, this is key, that George Bush took vacations 90 percent of his time in office. Say that, "the former president spent 90 percent of his time in Crawford Texas and no one seemed to car, so fuck you."

That said, Obama will probably be a one termer because he refuses to be a democrat. He forgot that he was elected because he was a democrat. He is failing because he is trying to be nice to the party that hates him. He should stop reading the teleprompter and remember that his days in office are limited, they always are for a president. You have to hit the ground running and never stop if you want to accomplish things. He also needs to remember that if teabagging hypocrites want to take down this country just because they can, he has to beat them with the stick that is the presidency until they bend and break, not continue to be a little wussy who does whatever it is they demand.