President Jesus

I forget, have we had a cowboy from Texas, who did not do well in college or private industry, but did well enough in a big state like Texas, end up running for president?

I have memory issues, is it possible that we could stumble upon a nice dumb white guy who just loves Jesus and wants to invade innocent countries? Seems like we have not had a president like this in a long long time.

Why, just this past weekend the president of Texas, or whatever they call those people, maybe Pope of Texas? Either way, we get it, you make it as the leader of the good people of Texas, you may as already have the Supreme Court name you president. So it will be done. Plus, I do love me some Texan who loves Jesus.

In a time of deep economic troubles, with two wars and infighting in Washington that means nothing of substance can get done, it's time for leadership change, so why not turn back to the time when the debt ceiling was voted on without so much as a negotiation? Heck, those were the good old days, when you could get a mortgage on your house just by asking for one, no documents, no identification, heck, no house. I miss those days and if Jesus from Texas gets elected, I am pretty sure the good old days will be here again.

Jesus 2012.