Monday, October 24, 2011

Beth's dead

Operator: 9-11, what's your emergency.

Me: Did you say this was 9-1-1?

Operator: Yes, 9-1-1, what is your emergency?

Me: Beth's dead.

Operator: Beth is dead?

Me: Yes.




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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 24, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    About time, never liked that bitch.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 24, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Suicide is never funny, unless it is Beth's suicide, then it is really really funny.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 24, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    How many lives does she have?

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  4. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    One day she dies, the next she's a Mexican meal

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  5. AnonymousOctober 25, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Needless to say, thank you

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