Dear people who read this blog -
First, thank you, who ever you are, those people, you people, the people who happen by here between porn stops and shopping for shoes, and reading this gibberish.
Yesterday, which is today as I write this, has been the busiest day ever on this blog, not that I pay attention to such things, but I do because I am ramping up the big news.
Did I mention the big news? I should, because this involves you. That part is true. Speaking of true, I have received some email, to be clear, Beth, my lesbian lawyer and dog is not dead, yet. She is not suicidal, yet. She is not single, yet. So stop with the emails. After all, and I know this will illicit even more unwanted emails, she is a dog, when not filing meaningless legal briefs, she spends countless hours actually licking herself. Seriously, I am not making that up, lately she has taken over my bed and she can be found there 90 percent of the day, either sleeping, or licking herself as if that area of her body was prepared by Martha Stewart.
Look, November First I am rolling out some sort of big time announcement thing and I will be selling some new paintings to raise money for what will be a new life changing project, and just with that sentence I have given away the whole thing. I'll stop there.
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