Monday, December 26, 2011

The weather

Dear former vice president Gore,

I just want to thank you for global warming. As I am writing this we are in the final days of 2011 and I am in my house in Pittsburgh and it is a balmy 75 degrees outside. I am wearing shorts Mr. Former Vice President, shorts. In December. Thank you so much for global warming.

Also, again, as I said in my last email, thank you so much for the internet too.

All my best to you and Tweezer,

Matt

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