Frankly my dear

Lisping and prancing to the end, Bostons Barney Frank is calling it quits and I for one am as happy as anyone can be.

Frank is an embarrassment to all mankind. I say this as both a human and a voter in America. My dislike for the soon to be former congressman from Massachusetts has nothing to do with what Frank does to his boyfriend, it has everything to do with his politics and his inability to be honest. Frank is a disgusting politician in the most disgusting definition of that word. Not too mention that while I was working on a film on the decline of the American economy, Barney Frank avoided my camera like my lesbian dog avoids a bath, which she does quite well thank you very much.

Everything that is wrong with politics in Washington is viewable on Franks face. He has been in congress for 30 years, not because he is a leader, not because he is wise, not because he passes great laws, no because he is able to bring his friends great gifts, which is why the country is sinking, fast. Frank was a leader in the mortgage mess that may end up bankrupting this country. He was instrumental leading to policies that helped people get home mortgages without so much as a credit check.

Soon to be former Congressman Frank will prance off the public stage soon enough and people will quickly forget about him. Good enough, because his days of fixing parking tickets for his former escort lover, his days of lisping press conferences and his long list of strange and hard to understand television interviews will be thrown away like old issues of Esquire Magazine.

Good Day congressman, you will not be missed.