A new Fox News/Libitard Press poll finds Jasper Flem is the new Republican leader for the nomination for president.
"About time," Jasper Flem said while eating a slice of Godfather Pizza and drinking a shot of Vodka. Flem, who made billions polluting the rural lands of Tennessee with toxic chemicals long before the EPA was created by Richard M. Nixon, threw his cowboy hat into the ring many months ago, deciding that if Michelle Bachmann could be considered a serious candidate, then anyone could.
Flem has put out another one of his blistering press releases. That is here.
In other Fox News/Libitard Poll results, the Earth remains flat, God remains good and Obama is a Mooslin.
Not shocked at all.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving Jasper.
finally.
ReplyDeleteI have been watching FoxNews all morning, there has been no report of this "poll" are you sure about this?
ReplyDeleteFlem has my vote. What is he running for again?
ReplyDeleteFlem looks like a stooge.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the title for this post, I was hoping it would be a little more gay.
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