A very tough day

My good friend Dominatrix Becky stopped over this morning.

We had coffee.

She is elegant in a very subtle way.

The dark circles under her eyes suggested a troubled night.

I asked how things were at home.

She talked about a hockey game.

As I sipped my coffee she glared at me with an intensity that was astonishing.

Yes? I said.

I Like these cups she responded.

Yes, I said, they are nice.

Then she punched me upside the head.

As I fell to the side, she kicked me in the balls.

She refilled her cup of coffee and left.