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Hey the idiots who run the state of Tennis or something want teachers in public schools to not admit they are gay, or something like that.

Now, I was in high school a few days ago, until the police arrived and I had to "escape" via a trail no one was familiar with in the back of the school, side note, trails no one knows about are often unkempt and dangerous.

So the good, or bad, elected idiots of this southern state (why is it always the southern states?) have outlawed the teaching of gay. Now if you spend as much time as I do in high schools you would know two things, tight pants are hardly every appropriate and almost 90 percent of all teachers are gay, the other ten percent are what is known in the medical community as Super Gay.

So, the question the lawmakers, in their imperial wisdom, forgot to ask themselves is this, if you are not allowed to "gay it up" in schools anymore, just where are these teachers supposed to be wearing their dresses (male teachers of course) and Carharts and leather riding gear (females)?

Now I am all for gay people returning to Closetland or wherever it is gay teachers come from. Everyone knows that gay teachers make students feel gay and then pretty soon we have a generation of gays everywhere. Gay here, gay there, here a gay, there a gay, everywhere...well you get the concept.

So, lawmakers from the former great state of Inbredland, I'm sorry, that's what all the other states call you behind your back, the lawmakers of Tennis (or whatever) I want you to know we are proud of you. The people of America (those living in trailers) are proud of you. You have taken a giant step back in history and that is always fun to watch. What's next? Blacks only allowed in the back of the bus? Hey, that's a pretty good idea and it would totally work in the south, right?

Since Presidential candidate Jasper Flem usually has something to say about these things, he already has released a statement on the gays. That is here.