Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Trouble in paradise


As presidential candidates go, Jasper Flem has been remarkable. He announced his candidacy last week and already he is the leading candidate for the Republican nomination for president by the latest Fox News-Mens Warehouse poll.

That said, the mud-slinging is well underway and our man, and I say "our" man because quite honestly, Jasper Flem really does represent us, now, doesn't he? When you step back and think about it, this is a man with two children and a wife, and seven more children from various employees, maids, auto repair professionals and even an ice cream vendor. He is just like us.

Which is why we should all be supporting Jasper Flem.

Anyway, here is his latest missile defense from the Flem campaign. HERE

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