Modern love, via youtube, or porn

"Been reading your blog (I usually edit this shit out) and I saw you answering relationship questions (this part too). So, I have been dating this amazing guy for about 6 months (and another relationship letter from a gay couple). About two months in I had a business trip to San Francisco (gay couple warning). I ended up hooking up with this hot guy, and we filmed it (of course). When I got home I downloaded the video on my computer and made my own little movie (straight guys never edit their hand made porn). Just the hot scenes (what else were you filming, dialog?) It was great. I didn't post it anywhere, so it's not floating around the internet machine (OK, see you redeem yourself). But my amazing boyfriend was using my computer and he stumbled across the movie and lost his shit. I told him I had filmed myself, but I said it was before he and I had met. We have been "monogamous" since we met. Or so he thought. I feel like shit, got a suggestion?"

Why yes, I do have a suggestion. Wait, how many times stupid are you? You have an amazing boyfriend, who thinks your kind of monogamous, even two months in, and you skip off to San Francisco and not only stupidly hook up, but you really stupidly film it, and then, as if you were not guilty of majorly stupid, you decide to edit it on your computer, because quite honestly, that is as stupid as any single human being can be capable of, oh wait, not only are you supremely stupid, I mean out of this galaxy stupid, but to beat any contender in history you really go and out stupid even championship idiots, you lend your home movie filled computer to this amazing man who thinks you are monogamous.

Now, about that suggestion.

You know, for the majority of your time together, you have been honest and monogamous. I think. I mean, you fessed up to the San Francisco movie making experience, but you did not mention the others, if there are others. Oh, and you lied to your lover about this escapade. That might classify as strike two. I mean, it's pretty obvious to me that you wanted to get caught. I would do the honorable thing.

Then again, I don't have any video of me. No, wait, actually I do. OK, I take everything back.