No, be serious, Sketchy the addict did not return. That would be close to insane. When we threw Sketchy out last year, it was a permanent move.
I am reminded of Sketchy this morning because we are cleaning the house. When Sketchy used to come visit, before we found out what a sad and psychotic stranger he was, we would clean before his visits.
While we would clean the house in anticipation of a Sketchy visit, he was no doubt trolling internet sites for other sexually addicted gays, or even better, engaging in the sort of public bathroom sexual outreach that is usually reserved for Idaho senators.
Our house is clean, our lives are even cleaner and Sketchy the addict remains at large, no doubt acting out and living his multiple personalities. I'll take a well scrubbed house any day.
So Sketchy sounds pretty damaged, which begs the question, why were you allowing such an obvious self destructive and possibly dangerous person into your home?
ReplyDeleteThe original post was edited. Why is that? Who or what is Sketchy? Not every person who reads this blog has read back over every post.
ReplyDeleteIs Sketchy still studying Spermocide?
ReplyDeleteHuh? Inside jokes are unfair.
ReplyDeleteI check in here to read your posts, but I am hoping that some day Sketchy does come back into your life, if only for the drama that would show up here. This blog is like a situation comedy, only with more characters and fewer commercials.
ReplyDeleteIf you email the blogger he will send you a link that explain all the inside stuff regarding Sketchy. It is hysterical and I would suggest anyone confused by some of the posting do the same thing I did. Plus, he answers his email, which I found nice.
ReplyDeleteHe answers his email? Wow, what a great guy. Look at the various posts about Sketchy, now I am not one to judge, but I will go right ahead and do it. Sketchy is an addict, he obviously needs help, but probably not the bashing he gets via this blog. Does Sketchy read this blog? What did Sketchy do that has left him the whipping boy for addicts and fuck ups everywhere? I hope there are no more Sketchy posts, read over this blog, Matt can write and is quite funny, he wastes his time and ours writing about Sketchy.
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Is Sketchy even real? Alive? Is he really a psychopath?
ReplyDeleteSketchy is very much real, I met him. He is an expert in Spermocide, google him and read about it. Plus, I could have told you two years who that this was a guy who could/should not be trusted. Glad that you learned a lesson, albeit from a sociopath.
ReplyDeletekill Sketchy off, when you write about him, it's boring.
ReplyDeleteI still think Sketchy is sad. A psycho who can not be real is always going to be a psycho.
ReplyDeleteSketchy is boring, it was said before, I am saying it again. I get it, you hate him, he is a liar and a thief. Fuck him, not worth the effort to move your fingers over the keyboard.
ReplyDeleteSketchy, frage ich mich, wenn Sie zu einem so niedrigen Leben Abschaum bereuen. Ich hoffe, Sie leiden ewig für sein psychotisch.
ReplyDeleteIn any language, addicts everywhere are sending their best to Sketchy.
ReplyDeleteSend it to Nebraska.
ReplyDeleteWhat does "send it to Nebraska" mean?
ReplyDeleteDoes Mike even read this blog? If so, I wonder if under all those layers of lies and addiction he is seeking a little bit more help.
ReplyDeleteJustfound this one. I have no clue who this is, how do other people know who Sketchy really is? It is unfair to have inside jokes.
ReplyDeleteApparently Sketchy is a college student. An addict. And evil incarnate.
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