I just got this.
The subject line just says: "re,"
I figured it must be important. Here is what it said.
"Your penis can do much more!."
I read that and immediately thought, yeah, probably, but what? I mean, it's not like my penis could get a job, or even sign a check, or move a chess piece. You know what strange emailer, my penis is pretty maxed out. Thanks alot for even making me think about my penis sending out resumes.
Make it work.
ReplyDeleteReally? Your penis can't play chess? What else do you do with it?
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteWithout a pic it never happened.
ReplyDeleteYou high
ReplyDeletePlease come over and wash the image of your penis playing chess from my brain.
ReplyDeleteHaving a penis, I know it can be used in a variety of ways. What I wonder is, why are you getting junk email talking about your penis and why am I getting cheap vacation junk email?
ReplyDeleteI always get Viagra emails, which makes me wonder if someone knows something about my future that I should be concerned about.
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