Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Facts


One in 3 Americans believe President Obama is responsible for the Holocaust.

Stocks opened higher today.

17 People named Johnny have applied for the job I posted on Craigslist which listed as a requirement, must be named Johnny.

Egypt votes to add Twinkies to their strict Muslim diet, as predicted in the bible.

A new report lists the biggest gripe of primary care physicians as "touching funky junk."

A spike in homelessness blamed on vampires.

3 comments:

  1. Did you hire Johnny? Thanks for this quick laugh.

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  2. Wait, Obama did not cause the Holocaust? Who did? Prove it, bring me proof.

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  3. My name in Johnny, what's the job?

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