Updates?

Seriously.

I take a couple hours off to find new places to throw up and I get emails asking if I have died? Really?

So, I got the most interesting letter and I will post it, but it is both spooky and perfect. That is a tease.

Also, because of audience reaction, Beth the Lesbian wonder dog, will be returning to answer only questions on sex, running in fields and licking yourself. If you have a question for Beth and Beth only, email her directly at madfacts@yahoo.com.

There was a couple of other things I was going to touch on before I ran out, but now, for the life of me...Yeah, never mind.