If it's Friday that means two things. First, I start the day off with a strong shot of bourbon and second, I spend a little bit of time visiting what has quickly become my favorite blood testing facility in the city.
I used to have all sorts of issues with people taking blood out of my body. First, what could be more unnatural? Second, I never knew what they were doing with all the vials of blood they were taking and finally, I am not big on needles.
For a few months my routine has been changed and every Friday I am volunteering for this blood work. Last week I was met by Super Fine doctors assistant and Super Sexy doctors assistant. I am leaving now, but I have to tell you, there is a spring to my step, because if last week is any indicator, these withdrawals could only get better.
So, you are volunteering for some blood work? You are confusing. In other posts you are all about honesty and in health related posts, I am left clueless about what might be going on in your life.
ReplyDeleteI bet you are dead within 6 months. Anyone want some of that action?
ReplyDeleteHaving met Matt about 20 years ago, I know two things, never bet against him and if he wants something bad enough, he will always get it.
ReplyDeleteIs there an over/under pool?
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